Booby Fishing Lure
Are you hanging out for that big catch? Do you spend hours on your boat wondering why you bother waking up so early on a Sunday? Fret no more! The Booby Fishing Lure does all the hard work for you!
This lure will allow you to attract all the monsters of the sea using their main weakness…their love for boobies!
Sure, boobies are a mammal thing. Why would fish be interested in something that isn’t even in their species? Simple. Boobies.
The strong allure of fun cushions will bring reptile, mammal, and fish alike.
Do you want to know what is an amazing possibility? You could attract a lesbian mermaid (or merman)?! Once you drop this massive rack into the ocean, all the fish will want to come and play.
before you go fishing make sure you have the right tools in your tackle box. Simple put, this is the only tool that should be present in your tackle box. This lure is the hook and the bait!
We all know fish are very intelligent animals. This is why these lures are coloured and made to the exact proportions of a female fish boobies…if they had them. These will trick even the smartest fish. What’s this?! A fish that has studied marine biology? Fooled by the Booby Fishing Lure!
So stop playing the hard game and waiting for the fish to fall for your silly food trap, and grab something that no animal can resist for longer than a gold fishes memory. gran the Booby Fishing Lure and become an aficionado with a full hull of horny fish.
Come into The Love Shop Darwin to get everything you need to catch the big one. We are located at Shop 4/63 Winnellie Road. Make sure you bring a big esky for all those fish!