Betty Fat Girl Bouncer $42.95
Shop 4/63 Winnellie Road, Darwin
Betty Fat Girl Bouncer is more than just a sex doll, it is also a life saving device.
Imagine you’re going on a business trip. You deflate the Betty Fat Girl Bouncer and fit it into your carry on luggage for some mile high fun. While you’re in the bathroom inflating your date, you hear one of the engines exploding. Unfortunately, Betty Fat Girl Bouncer is so large that you aren’t able to inflate it in time with your smokers lung. However, if you had of quite smoking when you were in your early 20’s like you planned, then you could have inflated the Betty Fat Girl Bouncer, exited the falling plane, and used the massive amounts of surface area on the huge Betty Fat Girl Bouncer to cause drag, effectively giving you a parachute.
Now you’re on the ground, safely deposited on an island by your inflatable date.
You now have a large piece of material to use as a life raft to try and do a Cast Away, or you can use it as an inflatable bed, and be the classiest cat on the island.
One thing is for sure, you wont be lonely. The Betty Fat Girl Bouncer is enough woman for any man.
On a serious note, this inflatable doll is the perfect gift for a pool party, bucks night, or a mate who needs more lovin’ than an average lady could provide.
If you take this blow up doll to a pool party, just remember that she may be called the Betty Fat Girl Bouncer, but that doesn’t mean you can cannonball onto her in the pool, and expect her to just bounce back form something like that, physically or emotionally. Treat your ladies with respect.
This blow up doll is made by NMC, so you know it can take a good porkin’.
If this sex toy is too much woman for you, come into The Love Shop Darwin and check out her other inflatable friends.