Ever since Borat wore his Mankini, these have become one the favourite go-to item of clothing for people wanting to show off their body, and let you know that they know how to have a good time!
Mankini is a one-size-fits-all. it doesn’t matter if you have a massive bear gut, these Mankinis will happily stretch themselves over your gorgeous belly. 8feet tall? not a problem. That just means you might have a gentle reminder in your butt crack throughout the day that you’re wearing a Mankini.
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These are high quality products that will stand the test of a drunken weekend at the beach. It will then be waiting for you next year to do it all over again.
There isn’t a situation that a Mankini would be inappropriate. We are all just animals, afterall, and being naked is our natural state. Wearing a Mankini brings you closer to your natural state while also cover enough to make it legal to leave your house.
If you like being the centre of attention, then going to your mates BBQ in a bright red Mankini will do the trick. You will receive equal amounts of awe and disgust, but one thing you wont lack is balls of steel.
Lets be honest, no one likes seeing a guy walk around in budgie-smugglers, but we all love seeing a lady in a bikini. With that logic Mankinis can be viewed vastly different depending on the wearer. If you want a sexy outfit to wear to the beach or pool and have everyone check out your hot-bod, then a Mankini is a way to do it while also making people laugh.
If you’re a guy, well, shock value is obviously what you’re going for, and people looking at your hairy-bod and obvious in-your-face package will certainly be shocked.
There is one thing for certain- A Mankini is a great conversation starter.
So before you meet up with your mates, come into The Love Shop Winnellie located centrally in Darwin and check out the Red, Green, and Yellow Mankinis. Contact us .